May 2013
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Wild Spirit, which art moving everywhere:... →
cordeliaistheone:
peetuhmellurk:
if you’ll excuse me i just need to be emotional about harry potter for a second
because he’s not exceptionally powerful or anything you know? like he’s a super average student, smart enough to get by, but he doesn’t really blow anything out of the…
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Wild Spirit, which art moving everywhere: Harry... →
vinterfell:
THIS COMPLAINT USUALLY OCCURS DURING THE ORDER OF THE PHOENIX WHERE HE’S A) EXPERIENCING PTSD, B) LIVING THROUGH THE TRAUMA OF WATCHING SOMEONE DIE, C) GETTING BULLIED / MOCKED BY THE ENTIRE WIZARDING WORLD, D) GETTING POSSESSED BY THE MOST EVIL WIZARD OF ALL TIME, E) LACK…
louderdecibelle:
koizumim:
really though
if breasts, butts and legs are so distracting to men, to the point they cant function
why arent they that distracting to lesbians
and at that point
why isnt the penis bulge and legs not distracting enough to gay men to warrant men being put under the same dress codes
#spoilers: its because its bullshit
metallikato:
generallegendary:
metallikato:
jewelstaites:
how to give a good handjob
bop it
pull it
twist it
harder
better
faster
stronger
You pull your left hand in You pull your left hand out You pull your left hand in And you shake it all about!
Cha cha real smooth
snowdarkred:
reading a fic for a fandom you aren’t in is like reading a novel where no one bothers describing the characters
monacowhatsyoursismine:
[zangief voice] you are “nice guy”, but this does not mean you are *nice* guy
tr3ndyc00l:
apparently my school made the senior dinner great gatsby themed
because what better theme for a graduation party than the inaccessibility of the american dream
confusedtree:
I could do six consecutive shots of tequila or I could just try to get through my day without my glasses and it would be roughly the same experience
equiuszahhak:
things i’ve learned from tumblr: all stereotypes are untrue, except for the ones about canadians
hauntedharlequinn:
do you ever think something mean about someone and are just like “whoa there brain hOLD THE FUCK UP”
claydols:
tell me that im adorable and that you want to have rough sex against the shower wall (◕‿◕✿)
unfollower:
no see lesbians are not more accepted than gay men they’re more sexualized please do not get those 2 things confused
What to do when you're called out;
shakethecobwebs:
damn-neurotypicals:
Admit you’re wrong.
Apologize
Don’t do it again.
Call out others.
instead of
making up excuses
saying that person hurt your feelings when they called you out
“You mean the generation that paid three times as much for college to enter a job...”
– When comments are better than the article, Atlantic edition (“The Cheapest Generation: Why Millennials arent’ buying cars or houses, and what that means for the economy”)
generalkandas:
h…..ei….gh…..t…………di…..f…….f..er….n……c…essssssssss
“More girls have been killed in the last FIFTY years, precisely because they were...”
– Nicholas Kristof, Half the Sky
Read that AGAIN.
(via kateoplis)
Read that and THEN see if you want to complain about misandry or call it “a real problem”
(via fuckingrapeculture)
beyoncebeytwice:
when attractive people compliment me on things i get suspicious because remember when regina george complimented that one girl on her skirt
tapdancers:
do you even know how important chicken is to me
earthnation:
people who have the same name as me are competition
stylinsmut:
the first smut i ever read was about a girl listening to these people having sex in a bathroom stall and when they were done she snuck in and it was like “she saw semen all over the floor and bent over to pick one up”
she picked up a sperm
just one
the-lonely-scottish-guy:
‘stop being overdramatic’ they say
‘i dont know what you mean’ i say as i descend from the ceiling, surrounded by mist
captviridian:
WHEN YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTER DIES AND YOU JUST HOPE THAT THEY’LL COME BACK BUT THEY NEVER DO AND YOU JUST KEEP LYING TO YOURSELF AND TELLING YOURSELF THEY’LL COME BACK
zubat:
ronaldkn0x:
imagine becoming a personified version of ur url
oh no
thecalmwasdeceptive:
survivor-trek:
geekboots:
to meekly go where other people have already been
shy trek
into darkness (but with a night light)
peewentz:
do you ever just want to go outside in the middle of the night and walk around and not actually do anything just observe and think and stuff
