hey bud *wraps you up in a blanket* i know today might have been hard for you *ruffles your hair* but you made it through the day *boops your nose* you’re doing such a good job *kisses your forehead* and i am so proud of you
HAVE YOU EVER WANTED TO BE BEST FRIENDS WITH A TEACHER EVEN THOUGH THEY’RE OLDER THAN YOU AND THEY’RE YOUR TEACHER THE STRUGGLE IS REAL
I’m a nerd, but not in the useful “you’ll all be working for me one day when I invent jet packs” way. I’m a nerd in the “I have very strong opinions about history and literature and will yell them at you if you give me even the slightest opportunity” way. And that one does not pay well.
I’m not even in the Hannibal fandom
and yet I’m in the Hannibal fandom
do you feel me?
i taste you
do you ever just realize how bad your voice sounds
- computer: whhhhhhhhHHHHHRHRRRRRRRRRRR
- me: shh it's ok
i hate when you voluntarily tell your parents some information about your life because you think you can trust them and then they bitch at you for it like congrats you have guaranteed that i will never tell you anything ever again
Starfleet officers, revolutionaries, linguists, biologists, physicists, psychiatrists, politicians, doctors, nurses, humans, aliens, geniuses, super humans, warriors…