one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him
“A Centaur in Disguise” by Michelle Tolo
This is the most precious Centaur art I’ve ever seen.
- men get into something not aimed at their gender: get special titles like "brony." recognition by creators. heralded for defying gender appeal. get documentary.
- women get into something not aimed at their gender: not real fans. probably secret friend zone warriors deadset on erasing men from the human race. get insulting demeaning memes and sexual harassment.
shoutout out to all my buddies who have shitty dads or no dads at all this father’s day, you turned out just great regardless, you can’t choose your family and you don’t deserve any negativity from them,and you don’t deserve backlash or guilt-tripping for cutting them out of your life if that’s what you need/ed to do and i love you all
if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket
you are one of the great thinkers of our time
‘hi i haven’t talked to you in five weeks but we’re still best friends’: a story about me and human interaction.
if this is not one of the best headlines you have ever seen then i am v sorry but i can not help you